The Secret Life Of Hillary Clinton Part III

Presto-change-o, poof! I am the reinvented Hillary Clinton. Or should I say Super Hillary Clinton, able to dodge Bosnian bullets and make peace in United Kingdom in a single bound? Faster than a speeding bullet, fired from her own gun now that she has become Annie Oakley. More powerful than her husband's judgement on NAFTA. Friend to all Union Workers everywhere. The device to measure how full of bull Senator Clinton is, has yet to be invented. (Depending on what "is" means of course) Last week Senator and Democratic Presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton, announced that she would correct her husband's (Former President Bill Clinton) NAFTA mistakes. NAFTA has been blamed for the loss of many U.S. jobs. Furthermore, she asserts that she has long opposed the North American Free Trade Agreement (NAFTA) when if fact the opposite is true. During her husband's Presidency, Clinton was a strong advocate of NAFTA . In her time since in the Senate she has not introduced, nor supported, any legislation to revise NAFTA. So in essence, it is yet another of Senator Clinton's complete fabrications. I wonder if all of Clinton's Union friends have forgiven her for the 6 years she spent on wal-mart's board?


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