With Friends Like These...

Ah, the 2008 Presidential Election. Heaping large amounts of bull fertilizer on a record setting scale. I want for just one, just one single moment, to narrow the focus and examine one point. I want to put aside all of the other issues and politics to make one argument. Democratic Senator Barack Obama looks more like the nominee as every day passes. Tabling all of my other arguments against voting for Obama, I put forth the best one that I like to call "the three endorsements from hell". First there was the traitor Jane Fonda's endorsement a few months ago. That alone is enough to convince most Vietnam Veterans. Second, we have Obama's ringing endorsement from leaders of the terrorist organization Hamas. This would convince anybody with a half of a brain. Last but not least, good old Fidel Castro supports Obama. Castro did not want to say too many good things about Obama because he feared; "if I defended him I would do a huge favor for his adversaries." Lovely, lets recap. Senator Obama has the support of a traitor, terrorist, and communist. In fairness to Obama, perhaps he has nothing in common with these people morally or politically. We must consider this one fact that Obama cannot escape. It's bad enough that these cretins are endorsing the policies that Obama supports. That means that Obama's policies are wrong for us, it's just that simple.

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